Stepladder safety from Dr. Fued4thawt.
Never use an aluminum ladder for a flotation device, no matter how inviting they look. While you can use a ladder to spread mustard on your hot dogs, it is probably best not to. Never stand on the top of a stepladder, especially if you are a female and doubly especially if you are wearing a dress and triple especially if you are going commando. Ok, here’s a thought, why, if you are not supposed to step on the top of a ladder, do they put a top on in the first place? And why is it everything you... Sign in to see full entry.