What if I don’t feel like being funny?
Isn’t being funny looking enough? And I don’t even have to work hard at that, it just comes naturally. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a clown with a big-assed painted on frown trying to make people laugh. I’m more of a smart-ass trying to reduce this confusing and troubling world to terms I can deal with. But there are times when cyclones decimate entire countries, earthquakes shake another country and a volcano in South America is spewing enough crap in the air to negate global warming. There is... Sign in to see full entry.