Warped thoughts for Friday, May 2, 2008

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Friday, May 2, 2008

Tough luck

A falling safe would hit the ground right next to me, the door would burst open opposite me and spew money to everyone but me. That seems to be my lot in life. Tough luck, sorta good, but not really good. I wanted to be an engineer but by the time I would have completed my schooling, all the jobs would have been filled and I would have to settle for, oh I don’t know, probably a sanitary engineer. I also wanted to play guitar in a rock band but my stubby fingers barely wrap around a pencil, much... Sign in to see full entry.

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