Some assembly directions required
Lines, arrows and pictures. That’s what substitutes for directions in these globally politically correct days. No longer are we subjected to the excruciating “slot B, tab A” kind of thing. We all know how esteem robbing that can be. Father: Slot A, tab A, what th….. oh no! I can feel my esteem draining from my assembly challenged ego and I’m only reading the directions. Mother: Quick dear, read the Democratic party mission statement, you’ll feel better fast. Father: Oh yes, if a Democrat is... Sign in to see full entry.