This is the most difficult post I have ever written. Our three month old kitten is perched on my shoulder, intently watching the monitor. Not only is she a computer geek, she apparently thinks she is a parrot. Just what I need, a defective cat. Me: I’d like to return this kitten. Pet Store: What seems to be the problem? Me: She thinks she’s a parrot. Pet Store: What makes you say that? Me: Well, she sits on my shoulder. Pet Store: Lots of cats do that. Me: And shriek, “yo ho, blow the man down?”... Sign in to see full entry.