Warped thoughts for Saturday, January 19, 2008

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Saturday, January 19, 2008

Snow joke! With photos

I used to walk uphill both ways to school through the snow. Right about now, you should be saying, “oh come on Food, you don’t expect us to believe that old crap now do you?” And right about now I would answer, “you’d better, because it’s the truth.” The truth is, we lived about a half-mile from the school, not really that long of a walk. Between our house and the school house the road went up over a very slight hill. The rise in the hill is about 50 feet or so, just enough so you know you are... Sign in to see full entry.

You are programmed to crave fat!

How can this be? I’ll tell you how. Back in the caveman and even pre-caveman (oops, make that caveperson) days, the diet of the typical human being was pretty lacking in fats. That diet consisted mostly of grubs, nuts, berries, grains, wild game and things lying around that weren’t too gross to eat. There were no candies, ice creams, chips, pies or Filet Mignons to gird one’s middle. As you can see, right from the start, our cells are merely acting on instructions handed down from their... Sign in to see full entry.

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