Do you talk to your computer?
You know, “no…don’t do that!” And the ever popular, “now why’d you go and do that?” I would imagine at an office with multiple computer workstations, it must sound like an idiots convention. “Now where did I put that?” “Don’t you freeze up on me, you son of a Bill Gates!” “Delete? I didn’t hit the delete key.” “File not found, you stupid machine, its right there!” “No, no, no, I don’t want to load that page, I want to get rid of it!” It would be one thing if we were talking to our computers with... Sign in to see full entry.