Hilarity in the headlines
Amputee Sprinter barred from Olympics. Now that’s headline made for a punchline. I haven’t read the story so I am imagining it must go something like this: Amputee sprinter, Sprint Plop was barred from the Olympics today. Olympics officials explained, “we think he’s just not in step with our program.” The sprinter sought legal representation but no lawyers were willing to take the case since as one barrister put it on condition of anonymity, “he just doesn’t have a leg to stand on. I am... Sign in to see full entry.