Warped thoughts: A timely re-post. Holy sod!

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Saturday, April 15, 2006

A timely re-post. Holy sod!

In the quest for a lawn that will make the neighbors green with envy I sought professional help. But my shrink doesn’t seem to know much about lawn care, so I consulted the crew down at the Rentzitall store. After careful assessment of my efforts so far, it was determined that I needed to aerate my lawn. Why? Well apparently a lawn can get sod bound which is not something you can fix with Ex-Lax. From all the mowing and walking, the soil gets compacted and the moisture has a hard time... Sign in to see full entry.

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