Warped thoughts: It’s just a normal Monday.

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Monday, April 17, 2006

It’s just a normal Monday.

I got up, flossed the cat and put out my teeth. I passed myself on the way to work, I didn’t know if I was coming or going, but it didn’t matter, I wound up being twice as late. The only thing I got right all morning was coffee break, and I didn’t even take one. I did take two donuts though and spent the rest of the morning holding them up to my eyes like Harry Potter glasses. Finally lunch time came, so I ate the donuts and wiped the frosting off of my real glasses. Is it true the only thing... Sign in to see full entry.

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