Warped thoughts: Don’t you just hate it when…

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Friday, April 14, 2006

Don’t you just hate it when…

I finally decided on a new car. The 4-wheel drive Audi Quattro seemed like a wise choice, given our wide range of driving conditions in the Pacific North West. We can have rain, snow, ice and that’s just in the summer! Ha Ha, no just kidding. The 4-wheel drive option is really handy, as is the sense-a-tronic transmission. It has no external control, a sensor mounted in the headliner of the car reads you minds commands. Simply think “drive” and off you go. When you get there, think “park” and... Sign in to see full entry.

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