Disturbingly warped thoughts.
Don’t read this if you are offended by things that offend you. If you do decide to read this, you might want to grab the nearest lightning rod, unless you believe God has a sense of the ridiculous. I had a dream, and in this dream I was floating up to heaven. When I got there, they said I was just in time for the barbeque. As I walked up to get my hamburger, I was startled to see the Holy One Himself handing out the burgers. “Jesus” I slipped out. “No” He said softly, “but it was a good guess.”... Sign in to see full entry.