State of the Onion.
Crapload News peels back the layers in this eye watering special report. Reporters are gathered around to tell us just exactly what it was everyone said, even though we can hear the words perfectly well on our own. Through the magic of electronics, Crapload News has been able to focus a neutrino beam on each politician and decode their thoughts. We will be able to tell you what they were thinking, no matter what they say. Let’s try it out on the President right now, CLN “Mr. Bush, you appear to... Sign in to see full entry.