Warped thoughts: Clap on, crap gone.

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Monday, December 12, 2005

Clap on, crap gone.

The ingenious minds that brought you the Clapper have come up with yet another device to make your life just that much closer to Nirvana. As the population ages and range of mobility decreases, many find they are no longer able to turn around or stoop over to activate the flush handle on the old toilet. Now Crapload Industries has married the modern marvel of the Clapper to the aged technology of human waste disposal, namely the toilet to release humans from one more boring task. Using a remote... Sign in to see full entry.

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