Warped thoughts for Sunday, December 18, 2005

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Sunday, December 18, 2005

Shiny new Snow Blower

Snow removal, I have decided, is not a job suited for ancient technology such as snow shovels. What I need is a shiny new snow blower. A mighty snow throwing machine should make this arduous task something I will look forward to! So there it is in the back of my pickup glistening in the failing light of dusk and I am eager to unload it and get on with blowing some snow. It looks sorta heavy though. The neighbors have already gathered at their windows to watch this process. Somehow, my yard... Sign in to see full entry.

The Exorcist Returns. And they aren’t happy returns. Ever since Linda Blair practiced spinning her head around, tales of the demonically possessed are hot as the devil. Stories about of possessed televisions, radios, houses, cars and yes somewhere probably even a possessed Twinkie. What possesses these Hollywood producers to churn out endless films featuring projectile vomiting? If you’ve seen one starlet puke, you’ve seen them all puke. Houses drip blood and blood banks fairly explode in these... Sign in to see full entry.

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