Cattle flatulation…could it save our nation? Methane gas, the end result of mammalian digestion could turn into a source of cheap, readily available energy, according to Craplaod News. The development of portable collection devices may just usher in the age of Methane. These are under development at Crackpot Univeristy located in a van, somewhere near Luchenbach, Texas. According to middle eastern biologist I-binpullinmyhairout, each cow would be fitted with the Individual-Flatulence... Sign in to see full entry.