Quick Batman, to the Warpmobile!
The S.S. Enterprise drifts silently through space. Most days on the mighty ship are spent this way, hour after hour of sheer boredom as the crew searches for evil fog banks and malevolent Q-tips bent on taking over the universe. Page 37 of the owner’s manual states specifically that the transporter beam is not to be used as an amusement device and particularly forbids the crew from whisking unsuspecting beings from other worlds onto the ship as a cosmic practical joke. As with all regulations,... Sign in to see full entry.