Warped thoughts: Valentine’s decorations. Not just re-run but lovingly re-done.

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Monday, January 3, 2005

Valentine’s decorations. Not just re-run but lovingly re-done.

At last the Valentine Rose Bush is decorated with blown glass candy heart replicas complete with snazzy phrases such as: Kiss me quick, before the Viagra wears off. Or the perennial favorite: Love me, my Herpes is in remission. Don’t forget the Hillbilly favorite: You kiss your mother with that tongue? The Valentine lights are up outside, all red, white and pink bulbs. I carefully and respectfully replaced Jesus in the lighted animated Nativity display with Cupid. He shoots real arrows that... Sign in to see full entry.

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