State of the Onion.
CrapLoad News peels back the layers in this eye watering special report. Reporters are gathered around to tell us just exactly what it was everyone said, even though we heard the words perfectly well on our own. Through the magic of electronics, Crapload News has been able to focus a neutrino beam on each politician allowing us decode their thoughts. We will be able to tell you what they were thinking, no matter what they say. Scientists are speculating that most of us have a song stuck in our... Sign in to see full entry.