Warped thoughts for Sunday, February 18, 2007

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Sunday, February 18, 2007

Costco sells caskets! a repost

That giant warehouse that offers the special savings of 50 gallon barrels of vitamin C offers something that will surprise you. Ok, I haven’t seen the display in one of the stores and no sample ladies complete with hairnets offering to let you test one. But log onto the online store and you will see right there among all the other categories, yes believe your eyes booby, caskets! That’s right, just what everyone will need for that eternal dirt-nap, complete with silk lining, luxurious hand... Sign in to see full entry.

A prescription for laughter

We all know it’s supposed to be the best medicine, so why doesn’t the Dr. tell you, “rent two Marx Brother’s movies and call me in the morning”? Is your Psoriasis acting up? Arthritis got you down? Try some Three Stooges, you’ll feel better fast! Caution, poking fingers in one’s eyes is merely an illusion and should not be tried at home, unless the Jehovah’s Witnesses are at the door. And what if laughter was all it took to make us feel better, where would that leave Pfizer and all the rest?... Sign in to see full entry.

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