Warped thoughts for Monday, January 8, 2007

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Monday, January 8, 2007

Star Farts, a Space oddity

Farting in the Space Station is like cutting wind in an elevator, everyone knows who did it. Only, in space the odor lingers longer with no gravity to drag it to the floor, which exacerbates the gravity of the situation. Since methane gas is explosive and since the human nose becomes used to constant stimuli, (which explains how people can live in Tacoma) they must have a machine to detect such occurrences. We’ll call the device the smellerator since it analyzes the various odors, rates them... Sign in to see full entry.

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