Warped thoughts for Friday, January 19, 2007

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Friday, January 19, 2007

Cheap eye surgery anyone?

The shaking hand holding an industrial strength laser, breath reeking of gin the Dr. intones, “hol’ still, an tr…tr…tryyyyyy not to bliiiiiiiiink ~hic~” back alley cheap LASIK anyone? That’s just what we need, Lens Crappers slamming laser eye surgery patients through a production line process for just $29.95 an eye and they throw in a pair of reading glasses to boot! Next, they will outsource the operation to China. The automated table whisks you into a room and an attendant puts your head in... Sign in to see full entry.

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