Warped thoughts for Thursday, December 28, 2006

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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell engaged

Oh yes, it is true! The Donald (King of combovers) and the Rosie (queen of, well whatever she is queen of) are engaged in one of the ugliest public cat fights of all time. It is in all the papers, all the news shows and I have to wonder, why do I have to know about this? Did miss America not bring world peace? If she didn’t, what the hell does “The Donald” have to do with it? Face it, Miss America is all about sexy young girls in bathing suits and high heels prancing around on stage to... Sign in to see full entry.

It’s a freakin’ winter wonder land!

And I wonder why I live in this land in winter. I mean, look at the picture, sure it looks all wintery and all, why shouldn’t it? It is winter after all. The way the sun glistens off of the icicles may send chills up your spine from a conceptual point of view, but when I was out taking the picture in 14 degree weather, it sent chills up my spine, literally. Observe all the snow, how pretty. Now the reality, the only reason all that snow is hanging around is because outside it is colder than it... Sign in to see full entry.

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