Life is like a Baby Ruth candy bar
You can’t enjoy it without making a mess. Speaking of messes, are you going to a “holiday party” for your work? Holiday party? Even us agnostics (or at least this one) know they are Christmas parties, otherwise they would be just any old time of year and no one would dress uncomfortably. Do the office drunk a favor, take their place this year, just be sure your uncomfortable clothes don’t take vomit stains. Everyone’s (with the exception of everyone-knows-who) fear is setting next to the boss... Sign in to see full entry.