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A new Church is born And they want you clean up your act. At least if we are to believe Church head honcho Nosin Yerbiznez. Crapload News has yet another exclusive that will (most likely) have you mumbling “holy crap” to yourself and no one in general, generally. This sect, from the outskirts of Salt Lake City, Utah has some rather unusual tenets, to say the least according to top news ace Buick Riviera. Operating under the mission statement, “cleanliness is next to Godliness” the church demands... Sign in to see full entry.