Horrible puns, severe pun alert, Danger, Danger.
Did you hear about the politician who had a parakeet outside his window wake him up every morning at 4:00 a.m.? One day he finally had enough and used his 12 gauge shotgun to solve the problem. It’s ironic that when someone criticizes his policies he accuses them of taking a cheep shot. Ok, so I hadn’t worked that out thoroughly, but for the price, what do you expect, Mark Freaking Twain? How about his opponents can now truthfully accuse him of taking a cheep shot? Yeah, I like that better. More... Sign in to see full entry.