Warped thoughts for Wednesday, November 8, 2006

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Wednesday, November 8, 2006

Ask your doctor…

You’ve heard the ads, now ask your doctor if Levitra is right for you, I don’t care if you are a woman! Here’s the real deal, if you have to ask, you can’t afford it. Patient; “Dr. is Levitra right for me?” Dr.; “Well, considering you’re having a heart transplant, no, and besides, you can’t afford it.” Patient; “You mean my insurance won’t cover it?” Dr.: (snickering) “If your policy covers ‘it’ then it isn’t much of a policy. But in your case a postage stamp would cover it. (chortling now) HMOs... Sign in to see full entry.

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