Sunday, May 1, 2005
At one time, the practice of inhaling smoke from burning herbs was not known to mankind. How did this discovery take place? Let me take you back to cave person times and visit with Cro and Magnon as they set about clearing a field to plant some corn. “Magnon, what this plant? Me not see anything like it before?” “Me not know too, Cro, smell funny, flowers all sticky, but we burn like chief says.” They set about burning the field full of pointy leafed plants with sticky thistle like flowers. The... Sign in to see full entry.
Re-posted, justbecause........I.....can.
The Q-tip wars, part III. The scene: The bridge of the Starship Enterprise, we see Captain James Tiberius Kirk sitting in his big-assed chair hanging on for dear life as the ship bounces like a 78 Vega driving over the potholes that pass for streets in Spokane Washington. Kirk: “Dang, I wish we had seatbelts in this crazy thing, every time I say ‘I just got back from Nebulon 7 and boy are my arms tired’ no one understands.” Spock: Why don’t you just try sanding here like I do?” Kirk, between... Sign in to see full entry.