Warped thoughts for Sunday, October 17, 2004

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Sunday, October 17, 2004

Beau Flex.

The combination boyfriend, workout system that will put a smile on your face and firmness in your thighs. He is adjustable, poseable, bendable a virtual life sized Gumby, anatomically correct and politically incorrect. Best yet, after he has taken the garbage out, just put him in the closet until next time you feel an urge for companionship or a little bronc ridin’. Ships same day in plain brown wrapper. Side effects may include wistful sighing, loss of belly fat and loss of reality. Allow six... Sign in to see full entry.

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