Wrap your mind around this.
If ice cream made a noise, what kind of noise would it make? It would be a very n-ice noise or maybe the sound of a belt stretching? If a tree fell in the woods and no one was around, who would file the environmental impact statement? Was Saint Peter the patron saint of, well, you know what? If not, why is there no Saint Penis? We know which pearly gates he would guard. Standing at attention. A Viagra tattoo on his er, well, bicep. Deep down the moon is envious of the blue-green marvel of Earth... Sign in to see full entry.