Warped thoughts: Lawn Green

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Sunday, October 3, 2004

Lawn Green

My back lawn is not a Bonanza, it is a weed-infested patch of ground that resembles a military munitions testing site. In an effort to make it level I sat on a small tractor all afternoon and drove backward in circles dragging the bucket until it is now somewhat level. I, as a result was somewhat dizzy. It must have been that dizziness (and the pint of Jack Daniels in the cup holder) that got me to thinking this would be a good place for a pond. Yeah, a pond. Now you don’t have to mow or water a... Sign in to see full entry.

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