Aunty Holly

Rec ently I was asked to advise on My choice of Staff households and their occupants. Since this is a question of vital importance to all Felines, I thought I should outline the following attributes for your evaluation. Check your Staff for the following: Desirable Staff Attributes Cleanliness and grooming: Neat, clean Staff generally possess neat, clean households – essential for the Fastidious Feline. Basic Litter Tray training is essential. Temperament: Pleasant, Calm, Low maintenance,... Sign in to see full entry.

Memo: It has come to my attention that many Staff have incorrectly named computer files, terms and applications! In order to correct current confusion, the following items should be attended to immediately; Delete 'Pause' – Insert 'Paws'. Delete 'Trash/Garbage/Recycle' – Insert 'Litter Tray' Delete 'Browser' – Insert 'Prowler'. Delete 'Flamer' – Insert 'Feral' Delete all 'personal' items – Insert 'Puurrsonal' e.g. 'Puurrsonalising your computer'. Delete 'Search' – Insert 'Hunt' In addition... Sign in to see full entry.

I have to admit, the feathered ferals that populate my back lawn can occasionally be of some use, other than a food source. Take yesterday afternoon, for instance, when new local res ident, Maine Coon Princess wandered across my back lawn. If it were not for her regal charm and impeccable pedigreed I would have asked her to leave at once, but I must admit her presence was somewhat of a spectacle to behold. Not so much a spectacle as what was to happen next though! Unbeknownst to me, the local... Sign in to see full entry.

I have to admit, the feathered ferals that populate my back lawn can occasionally be of some use, other than a food source. Take yesterday afternoon, for instance, when new local res ident, Maine Coon Princess wandered across my back lawn. If it were not for her regal charm and impeccable pedigreed I would have asked her to leave at once, but I must admit her presence was somewhat of a spectacle to behold. Not so much a spectacle as what was to happen next though! Unbeknownst to me, the local... Sign in to see full entry.

Take a well earned break from those tedious Staff management issues. There are many alternatives for the finicky Feline on vacation – but selection is very important – and always check for correct ratings. 5 PAWS – Outstanding Dining Buffet, Staff fluent in all Feline dialects, Excellent hunting and indoor/outdoor climbing facilities, Catnip Bar + Pamper Palace, 24hr room and cable services, Luxury litter trays and Individual heating rugs. 4PAWS – Deluxe Dining Buffet, Staff fluent in most... Sign in to see full entry.