A Knights Tale

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

CAN YOU NAME THE TITLE AND ARTIST?

Lovers come and lovers go but it's never twice the same. Happiness is hard to show when you're numb from all the pain Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

What is it in this world that scares you more than anything else? For me, it has to be spiders...........I don't like anything that is small, can climb on me without notice and if bitten, can kill me.........might as well put snakes in there too.......and scorpions......(the reason I refuse to live... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 13, 2007

WHAT TO EXPECT FROM A FRIEND LIKE ME

"True Friendship, none of that sissy crap" Are you tired of those sissy friendship poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card, just the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

DAMNIT BONES....I'M HAVING AN EPISODE!!!

So anyway........I seem to be suffering from an episode from my diverticulitis. Actually, it would be from my diverticulosis, the pain makes it diverticulitis. The results from my recent colonoscopy showed that I have severe diverticulosis. The last time that I had an episode, the pain was so... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 2, 2007

MISSING TEETH..............................................................

Most of us remember when we lost our first tooth, it was a huge point in our lives. It meant that we were growing up and getting older. Did you know that there are sixteen baby teeth that we lose? Now, I don't know about you, but I remember the first two or three, from there my memory is blurred. Do... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 1, 2007

DO YOU WONDER WHERE IT WENT?

As the deadline for taxes rolls around I wonder if you know just how many taxes we have? Here is a list: Accounts receivable tax Building permit tax CDL license tax Cigarette tax Corporate Income tax Dog license tax Federal Income tax Federal unemployment tax Fishing license tax Food license tax... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

A little girl visits the butterfly pavilion with her mother when she is three. There she is awed and amazed by all that surrounds her. She is curious enough to hold a tarantula spider. The same little girl, now five years old visits the same butterfly pavilion, she has the same curiosity as the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 30, 2007

RITES OF PASSAGE

There are many ceremonies out there that mark the passage from childhood into manhood. I used to wonder about that; what made a boy a man. Would I wake up one morning and just be a man? Would it be identified once I got my first chest hair? Facial hair? Would there be some kind of test to initiate... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

ALL THAT I NEED IS A FART

I had a colonoscopy done today. If you have never had one, it is unpleasant. I figured that since my dad passed away from colon cancer it was time that I took some preventative measures. You start off the day before with all kinds of colon cleansing drinks. You are allowed to eat nothing and you... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG HERE!!.............................................

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian, white baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at... Sign in to see full entry.

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