Katie will be back soon. But for now a seasonal anecdote.
John and Mary agreed to give up marital relations for Lent. But they were young and hadn't been married a year, so one night John reaches for Mary in the middle of the night. C'mere, Baby, he says, still half asleep. I need some lovin.' No, we can't Honey, it's Lent. To who? And for how long? Sign in to see full entry.