Two blondes, sashaying voluptuously, walked into a bar...
The brunette ducked... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over and help me...
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. He gets there and she... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Two blondes locked their keys in the car...
One of them tries to break into the car, the other one is watching. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blonde say, "You'd better keep trying! It looks like it is going to rain, and the top is down... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears.
The doctor is shocked and asks her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replies, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron by mistake and put it to my ear.” "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!" Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
A Blonde attempts suicide…
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple of men walk by, see her hanging by her wrists and run to help her. "Hey, what are you doing," they ask her. "I’m hanging myself." "If you are hanging yourself, you put the rope around... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, December 9, 2012
How can you tell that the sender of an email is a blonde?
It has a stamp on it... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, December 7, 2012
How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, December 3, 2012
Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their Shoes?
To remind them that Toes Go In First... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, December 2, 2012
Hear about the blonde who got an AM radio?
Took her a month to figure out she could turn it on in the afternoon... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, November 30, 2012
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken... Sign in to see full entry.