My blonde girlfriend called me and wanted to meet for lunch...
"Sure honey," I said, "where do you want to meet?" "Oh," she said, "Let's meet at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DONT WALK'..." Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, January 5, 2013
Friday, January 4, 2013
A Brief History of Medicine...
2000 B.C. -- Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D. -- That root is heathen - say this prayer. 1850 A.D. -- That prayer is superstition - drink this potion. 1940 A.D. -- That potion is snake oil - swallow this pill. 1985 A.D. -- That pill is ineffective - take this antibiotic. 2013 A.D. -- That antibiotic... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, January 3, 2013
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run - she is still holding the grenade! Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy...
The joy over their new best friends was quickly dimmed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in trouble! How are we going to tell them apart?" This led to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea. We'll tie a red bow around my... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Two blondes are on a train...
...sitting in a cabin next to an older gentleman who happens to have a long beard. One of the blonde girls whispers to the other, "Wow, look, it's Charles Darwin!!" "Are you stupid? He's been dead for over 500 years!" the other blonde replies. Just then, another older man walks into the cabin and... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Most Companies won't allow Blondes to take Coffee Breaks...
It takes too long to retrain them... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, December 28, 2012
Two blondes were driving down the road...
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. That blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No...'' Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, December 27, 2012
Messaging Generation Gap...
Son: Hi Mom – got an A+ in Chem! Mom: WTF! Well done! Son: Mom!!! WTF??? Mom: Yeah, Well That’s Fantastic Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, December 23, 2012
What Confucius didn't say...
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, December 22, 2012
A Blonde ordered a Pizza...
and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Oh my God," she said, "six is plenty! I could never eat twelve pieces..." Sign in to see full entry.