How about a 'teacher pizza' ?
Here are some ingredients from my second graders' 'wierd' recipes for milk shakes and pizza yesterday: A spider, 1000 gallons of pee, a dead person, some lightening, old shoes, an eraser, rocks, nose hair, nose bubbles, 13,900 underpants, chocolate syrup, 108 eyebrows, 500 bees, a rat, 9,999 ants... Sign in to see full entry.