I'd better call 911 - they gave me a baked potato instead of a burger
The other day, I read a story on AOL which gave all the crazy reasons for why people call 911. Apparently, people really do call 911 because someone gave them the wrong order at the drive-up window. And then, there's the man who claimed that he saw two bodies - it turns out he was hallucinating or something, because soon, he started ranting and raving about vampires with fangs and so forth. Or how about the blithering idiots who forgot where they parked their calls at the local mall? Is that a... Sign in to see full entry.