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Soooo, I come home today and check my mail. Nothing particularly unusual about that; I check it almost every day, in fact. (Except on Sundays.) However, there's this one parcel that immediately stands out to me. A plain brown package that's shaped like a box. "What an odd shape," I think to myself.... Sign in to see full entry.

With the year approximately half over, I figured this might be a good time to update my current standing in the Celebrity Dead Pool. And, sadly, I am off to a very slow start. (Thank God for June Allyson*!) For those unfamiliar with the game, the rules are quite simple: you pick ten famous people... Sign in to see full entry.

~ I wish they still made those old-time bicycles. You know, the ones with the big wheel in front. I've never actually ridden a bike before, because I find it unbecoming for a lady to do so. However, I think I might ride one of those old-fashioned ones. ~ Is it normal for a girl my age to shed?... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, I come to you this morning from my attic, where I have just woken up. Those of you who missed yesterday's post may be wondering what exactly I am doing sleeping in an attic. Well, the short answer is: attempting to become a more disciplined and productive writer. You see, I have noticed a... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, here I am in the attic, all alone, trying to get some writing done. It's just past 2 AM. And I'm about to totally freak out. You see, there's this thing up here with me. It's a huge antique doll of some kind. And I know this may sound silly, but I swear it keeps winking at me. At any rate, in... Sign in to see full entry.

Okay, up to this point, my summer vacation hasn't gone nearly as well as I had planned. I mean, I haven't even completed a single assignment for school yet! Let alone begun work on my own children's novel ("The Agony and the Suffering"). Plus, realistically speaking, I'm really not any closer at all... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, I was kidnapped by my boyfriend, and forced to spend the entire weekend with him. And I mean that literally. He snuck up behind me when I was in the garden, and carried me away. I wasn't even wearing shoes! Worst of all, James wouldn't allow me anywhere near a computer (despite my begging him... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, my best friend, Manon, and I are riding the subway, having just returned from a grueling day of shopping and lattes. It's actually much easier to take the train than trying to drive into Center City, particularly if you don't mind potentially being murdered. Anyways, I'm prattling on about... Sign in to see full entry.

Considering how "action-packed" the days leading up to it were, my Fourth of July "celebration" was largely uneventful, actually. However, that's not to say it was entirely without its lowlights. Things begin ordinarily enough with the standard, typical, average, everyday, run-of-the-mill family... Sign in to see full entry.