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Sunday, June 23, 2013

The Drunk Guy

A drunk guy walks into a bar and walks up to a guy and says, “I just had sex with your mom!” The guy walks away angrily. A few minutes later the drunk guy comes up to the guy again and says, “I just had great sex with your mom!” The guy walks away angrily. A few minutes later the drunk guy comes up... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

How To Tell If She's a Virgin

Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… and a shovel.” Paddy asked, “And what do I do with these, doc?” The doctor replied,... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Not My Boots

With tears in his eyes, the little boy told his kindergarten teacher that only one pair of boots was left in the classroom and they weren’t his. The teacher searched and searched, but she couldn’t find any other boots. “Are you sure these boots aren’t yours?” – she asked. “I’m sure,” the little boy... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Letter to the High School

When we get older we think differently, don't we? This letter was sent to the Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

A Dime A dozen

The boy of ten was sipping his favorite strawberry soda at McDonalds when his pal strolled in. The boy looked up from the drink and said, “Thought you were over at Jenny’s house.” “I’m through with girls,” the other said, “after all, they’re a dime a dozen.” “You mean it?” – the boy again halted his... Sign in to see full entry.

THIS IS US!

YES, THIS IS US!! Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 17, 2013

The Painless Dentist

A small boy ridiculed the talk about a painless dentist in his neighborhood. “He’s not painless at all.” – said the boy. “He put his finger in my mouth and I bit it and he yelled just like anybody would. Sign in to see full entry.

Son thinks He's a chicken

Mrs. Peterson went to the doctor: “I’m terribly worried about my boy. He thinks he’s a chicken.” The doctor asked, “And how long has this been going on?” “Almost a year,” Mrs. Peterson replied. “Well for goodness sakes! Why didn’t you bring him to see me sooner?” “Because we needed the eggs!” Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Kid: “Papa, are you growing taller all the time?” Father: “No, my child. Why do you ask?” Kid: “Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair.” Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Disney World

A family took a trip to Disney World. After three exhausting days, they headed home. As they drove away, the son waved and said, “Goodbye, Mickey.” The daughter waved and said, “Goodbye, Minnie.” The husband waved, rather weakly, and said, “Goodbye, Money.” Sign in to see full entry.

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