Laughter is good medicine

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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Tight With God

An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal. The doctor says, " Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Gary replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 9, 2013

The Accident

Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife's been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs into the ER and tells an orderly that his wife has been in an accident. They tell him Dr. Smith is handling the case and they page the doctor. Doc comes out to the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 8, 2013

Laughter is good medicine

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Sunday, July 7, 2013

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Friday, July 5, 2013

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Thursday, July 4, 2013

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 3, 2013

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The Genie

A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter. He asks the man, “Where did you get such a big lighter?” The man replies,”See that man playing piano over there? He’s a genie and he’ll grant you one wish.” So the guy walks over to the genie and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” All... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Blondes Fishing

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.” “We don’t have any,” replied the first blonde. “Well, if you’re... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 1, 2013

Laughter is good medicine

I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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