A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, June 30, 2013
Saturday, June 29, 2013
Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” – asked Johnny. “Nope.” – replied Jimmy. “Well, did you get it for Christmas then?” Again Jimmy said “Nope.” “You didn’t steal it, did you?” – asked Johnny. “No,” said Jimmy. “I went into Mom and... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, June 28, 2013
Q: How do you know you are a true stoner? A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes! Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, June 27, 2013
MOM CAME OVER FOR DINNER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Ben's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Ben's roommate, Jennifer, was. Ben's mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Ben and Jennifer... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Pancakes
A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitations, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small pen*s. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him pancakes. That... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Will’s experience at the airport
After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel. She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, June 24, 2013
STOP
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Wrong email address:
A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, June 23, 2013
Slow Down!
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If You Raise Them Right!
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