1. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey 2. As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. Buddy Hackett 3. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller 4. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, July 22, 2013
Sunday, July 21, 2013
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner 2. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain 3. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, July 19, 2013
LAUGHTER IS GOOD MEDICINE
1. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Douglas Adams 2. Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. P. J. O'Rourke 3. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, July 18, 2013
LAUGHTER IS GOOD MEDICINE
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. Alfred Hitchcock Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Laughter is good medicine
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divorce cake
Look closely at these divorce cakes-they are hilarious! Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
LAUGHTER IS GOOD MEDICINE
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, July 13, 2013
Laughter is good medicine
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, July 12, 2013
Life from Maxine's viewpoint
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Thursday, July 11, 2013
Old Fireman
A group of men go pheasant hunting and don't even see a single bird. At the motel that night they decide that they need a hunting dog. They find a place that rents hunting dogs in the yellow pages and go there the next morning. The owner shows them a couple of dogs and says that they are $5 a day.... Sign in to see full entry.