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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

9/19/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Zeb emailed me tonight. He would like to come to the Cherry Ames midterm graduation ceremonies in December, because he knows I'll have to be there to grant the degrees. As I said before, I suspect Zeb has a crush on me, something I'm loath to discourage. At any rate, I emailed him back, telling him... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 18, 2006

9/18/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I managed to get through to Mickey, finally, after making numerous attempts to call her. She herself is doing fine, but her human did have a relapse. He was in a great deal of pain for a while, but Mickey is grateful that he did not have to be put back on the prednisone for his arthritis. I felt for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 17, 2006

9/17/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I just came back from dinner with Pepper, Penny and Ali. We enjoyed ourselves tremendously. As you might imagine, we overindulged in nip tea, and gossiped abundantly, as well as gorging ourselves on delicious catfish pizza. We came straight home to care for our respective humans. Tomorrow, I'll call... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 16, 2006

9/16/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I am very angry at my humans today. My male human actually had the temerity to take my regular human out of the apartment, to a library, where she walked around entirely too much. She tells me she developed shortness of breath when they went out grocery shopping on the way home. The utter nerve of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 15, 2006

9/15/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I have had a quiet day today. My idiot brother, however, has been very affectionate. I don't see how the humans can stand him or his shamlessly pandering ways. Pepper, Penny, Ali and I will be going out to feast on our favorite restaurant pizza. This place avoids the use of onions and garlic, which... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 14, 2006

9/14/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

It's been dull around here today, fortunately for my sanity. My male human went to a joint specialist yesterday. She ordered some rather complex blood work for him, and some of the results came back today. When she called asking to speak to my male human, my regular human was confused by the fact... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

9/13/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human found a list of dangers the indoor cat misses by staying indoors: Fleas, ticks, fights, worms, abscesses, dog attacks, becoming lost, being tortured, being hit by a car, a shorter life span, being eaten by a coyote, being stolen for profit, skin cancer and sun damage, exposure to FIV... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

9/12/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human worried us all this morning by sounding as if she'd drunk all of my male human's rather limited wine stock. (He has four miniature bottles of wine in our refrigerator.) What proved especially worrisome was when she started slurring her words. She says she had a hard time getting the muscles... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 11, 2006

9/11/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I didn't post yesterday because I had a last-minute schedule change. I was invited to provide feline nursing care at a memorial service for all the victims of the 9/11/2001 terrorist attacks in America. After all, one never knows when an emergency will happen, so they needed to have someone with... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 9, 2006

9/9/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I did finally contact Zeb, but about lawjammies for one of the humans on the list, who persisted in using words like "chubby" and "corpulent" to describe her feline. Of course, even though I am a feline nurse and am aware of the dangers of excess weight, I couldn't let this human insult the feline... Sign in to see full entry.

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