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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

10/24/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My poor human has what humans call a head cold. She is just sick enough to feel miserable - stuffy, run-down, tired, lethargic. I was barely able to convince her to take dictation. I do care for her very much, but have been trying to stay away from her; the last time she had a cold, I caught it, and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 23, 2006

10/23/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human is not feeling well right now. She has a sore throat, caused most likely by the stirring up of dust and dirt around the apartment from all her cleaning efforts of the past few days. I do worry about her, and I wish she'd take it easy and try her best not to do so much. I don't want her to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 22, 2006

10/22/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My male human did something called "the laundry" this morning. I don't understand all the technical aspects of this procedure, but it apparently involves the use of very complex machinery as a way of getting human fur clean. Why do humans need to make things so complex? Cleaning one's fur is as... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 21, 2006

10/21/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I have found the ideal Christmas present for my human. I've decided that I shall buy her a hive full of honeybees. No, I don't mean that I will go to the appropriate store and buy her a literal hive of honeybees. I mean that I shall have my male human pay for The Heifer Project to buy someone else... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 20, 2006

10/20/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

There isn't actually that much to report today. The most important thing is that my idiot brother Michael has been coopting my nursing duties over the past 24 hours. He has been unwilling to let my human out of his sight. She has had to pick him up repeatedly as she performs chores like taking... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 19, 2006

10/19/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I wanted to get an early start on the day, so I've been pestering my human to take dictation for me this fine Midwestern morning. My human says this is campaign season. This means that some humans are doing what she calls "running for office," although I don't know why they would want to run to an... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

10/18/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human is feeling much better this fine morning. She is simply a bit tired from being up all night going to the human box; she says this is an occupational hazard of having a working transplant. I heard from Zeb the other day. He is doing well; the paw he uses to push the lawjammies button has... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

10/17/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I have to remind my human to take a digital picture of me. Zeb has no idea what I look like, and I don't want him to think I'm a fictional character. I am worried about my human. Her ankles look about as large and waterlogged as Lake Michigan, and this concerns me due to her history of kidney... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 16, 2006

10/16/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I have been busy comforting my human and having her take dictation for this blog this fine Midwestern morning. You see, I'm very worried about getting this blog "right" for Zeb. I've come to care for Zeb a great deal over the past few months, and I don't particularly want to hurt his feelings. I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 15, 2006

10/15/2006 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My idiot brother Michael has decided to monopolize the cat stand this fine morning. He adores the idea of hunting birds and other wildlife, which does not interest me in the least, but I would love to look outside the window and watch the idiot humans go about their daily business. It is so... Sign in to see full entry.

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