YOU WILL PROBABLY BE FREE UNTIL MONDAY
I only have one more loaf of bread and one more cake to bake and I am going to shower, put on those alligator pants, sparkled top, sit on my silk chaise and pop wine soaked grapes into my mouth until 30 minutes before my guest are due. About thirty minutes before they arrive I shall slip into my little nautical summer tee, navy beach pants, red flip flops, do my nails mousse my hair and one would never know I have just been chillin' I mean chillin'. Now all of you have a raving good time while I... Sign in to see full entry.