A DAY OR SO IN MY LIFE! WHO CARES?: COMPLETE INSTRUCTION ON ADDRESSING WOMEN IN POLITICALLY CORRECTNESS

By Justi - About Me - E-mail this page - Add to My Favorites - Add to Blog List - See other blogs in Journal

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

COMPLETE INSTRUCTION ON ADDRESSING WOMEN IN POLITICALLY CORRECTNESS

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get... Sign in to see full entry.

Previous: MY PAPER HAS A NEW NAME? - New Entries - Next: SOME DAYS ARE TOO SHORT

Headlines (What is this?)