A DAY OR SO IN MY LIFE! WHO CARES? for Tuesday, August 10, 2010

IT'S SO HOT AND DRY IN ALABAMA....................the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground....the trees are whistling for the dogs.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.....hot water comes from both taps.....you can make sun tea instantly.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.....the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers... Sign in to see full entry.

In a Ladies toilet: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING -... Sign in to see full entry.