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Some evidence that the gene pool may need a little chlorine. Enjoy -- Mark Haller Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents. Two for a dollar I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me... Sign in to see full entry.

Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off the truck. They panicked and fled, leaving the chain still attached to the... Sign in to see full entry.

"My school principal was an idiot. My college professor was an idiot. All of my supervisors have been idiots. I guess the key to success, is to just be an idiot." Sign in to see full entry.

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!' 2. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly. 3. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 4. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 5. Shave. 6.... Sign in to see full entry.

A plate of spagetti walks into bar. The bartender says "Get out of here, we don't serve food!" Three strings walk into a bar. The bartender throws them out, yelling "Can't you read the sign?! I don't serve strings." The strings try again, and again the bartender kicks them out. Finally, one of the... Sign in to see full entry.

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity! At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Insist that your email address is: Xena_Warrior_Princess@companyname.com or... Sign in to see full entry.

Top 30 Allusions to Stupidity: 1. A few clowns short of a circus. 2. A few fries short of a happy meal. 3. A few beers short of a six pack. 4. A few peas short of a casserole. 5. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. 6. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl. 7. One taco short of a combination... Sign in to see full entry.

An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple... Sign in to see full entry.

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for... Sign in to see full entry.

These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are real and provide proof that a "better idiot" can be invented. "Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?" "Do you have that book by Rushdie: 'Satanic Nurses'?" (Actual... Sign in to see full entry.