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posted by
adventurer02
on July 28, 2015 at 12:07 AM
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Back to the bar (better than your back to the door)
A panda strolls into the bar with his rolling gait, climbs onto a bar stool. The bartender is having a slow day, so he promptly strides over and says, "Say, we don't see a lot of you guys in here. What can I get you?".
In a deep, cuddly voice the panda says "A sandwich, please", then turns to watch the TV and await his food.
The bartender hurries to his office, calls his wife in theier apartment upstairs, and says "Honey, quick, get the encyclopedia and tell me what pandas eat".
"What?"
"Just do it". She comes back on the line and tells him that a panda eats shoots and leaves.
"Whadj you say? He eats?"
"Yes....."
"Shoots?"
"Yesssss....".
"And leaves? Thanks hon". And he hangs up.
The bartender comes out with a stern look on his face, and says "Allright wiseguy, keep those paws in plain sight, cash up front, and one wrong move and I'll cap ya!".
majroj
posted by
majroj
on April 10, 2003 at 9:41 PM
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Jemmie211 that was cool mon...
Jemmie211... thanks for sharing that one... it was crazy...
posted by
zephyr
on April 10, 2003 at 2:24 PM
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Bar Jokes
A man walks into the bar and notices a couple pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender why they're up there. "Well," says the bartender, "if you can jump up and grab the meat you entire night of drinks are free."
"Wow! And what if I can't grab them?" asks the man.
"Well, then you have to buy the entire bar a round of drinks."
The man turns around and starts to leave. "You're not going to even try?" calls the bartender.
"Nah, man. The steaks are too high!"
posted by
Jemmie211
on April 10, 2003 at 2:17 PM
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